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New Delhi. In order to cater to the ever increasing  population of Voyeurs in India, Delhi University has announced a new graduation course which is being called Bachelors of Voyeurism. As apart of this course watching Bigg Boss would be a compulsory subject.

A voyeur's delight.

A voyeur’s delight.

“Bigg Boss is a voyeur’s delight and Indians just love to see practically anyone (not necessarily a celebrity) washing their private linen in public. They derive extreme pleasure from watching or talking about anything scandalous, be it gossiping about girls in Office, watching their neighbours fight etc. While the show has been successfully catering to the voyeuristic needs of Indians so far, we will be looking forward to take its help in producing world class voyeurs that will espionage others for generations to come,” explained the spokesperson of Delhi University.

A premium course which would come at a higher cost would even have students being shown uncensored videos of Bigg Boss that are not available in public domain.

He further expressed confidence about the bright career of the students undertaking this course.

“Voyeurs are in great demand these days. US President Obama has already expressed his interest in hiring some of the talented pass outs of this course in NSA. And those who fail to make it to NSA always have Amit Shah’s snooping team to look forward to,” claimed the spokesperson allaying the fears of students.

DU has already roped in few Auntys in their late 30s and early 40s as a part of faculty from West Delhi region. This region is quite famous for producing some world class peeping toms mainly in the form of housewives and auntys who are perpetually interested and  interfering in what is happening in their neighbour’s life.

Also DU is talks to rope in well known cheapster KRK. They feel he has right amount of crassness needed to head this course. And at the same time they feel that students stand to benefit a lot from his indefatigable efforts in the field of profanity.

If this course gets a good response, a master’s course could also be announced, sources from DU reveal.

“If and when a Masters course is announced Emotional Atyachar and few India TV shows would definitely be a part of its curriculum,” confirmed Delhi University director.

However when Faking News tried to get in views of aspiring students for the course, they were more interested in knowing if the reporter had any pics of the aunties that will be teaching the course.

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