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Islamabad. Pollywood fantasy movie Lord of the Jung directed by notable Pakistani film director Abdul Aziz is doing roaring business in Pakistan and has shattered all the previous box office records.

Lord of the Jung, which stars Pakistan’s own Sunny Deol, “Shaan Balwaan”, is a fantasy drama which revolves around cricket world cup and Indo-Pak war.

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Another movie by the same filmmakers

Shaan Balwaan plays the character of a Pakistani Army officer Major Bilawal Toofani, who besides serving army also plays for Pakistan national cricket team. He has been portrayed as a man who is at least 10 times more talented than Rajinikanth and Sir Jadeja combined.

In first half of the movie, Major Bilawal helps Pak cricket team defeat India in the final match of cricket world cup at famous Lord’s cricket ground. The movie shows Pakistan defeating India in the semi-final match too, but fails to explain how India moved on to the finals.

“As if your Bollywood movies have any logic! Get lost you loser,” reacted one Pakistani citizen when Faking News asked about the loopholes in the movie’s plot.

After beating India several times in the World Cup matches, the hero then helps Pakistan defeat India in Kashmir in the second half.

The film has been received well by Pakistani film critics, with most of them giving it 5 out of 5 star ratings.

“This movie has finally given Pakistanis a reason to cheer about. What our cricket team and army failed to achieve in reality, has been done by Shaan Balwaan. He fulfilled our dreams,” said an emotional Ajmal, who is a film critic at Geo News.

“If it was possible, I would have given it 10 out of 5 stars,” he added.

Independent reviewers have declared Lord of the Jung as a level-5 fantasy movie and have placed it even ahead of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Such is the demand for the movie that theater owners have to remove people forcibly after movie gets over as people start asking for once more, once more. “It’s like they don’t want the dream movie to end,” said Mohammad Parvez, owner of a film theater in Peshawar.

Delighted with story of the movie, Pak government has decided to award Movie director, Abdul Aziz, with country’s highest civilian award – Nishan-e-Pakistan.

Pakistan Film Association has further recommended ‘Lord of the Jung‘s name as Pakistan’s official Oscar entry in Foreign Language Film Award category. But our highly placed sources in Pollywood confirm that its name may be rejected because of violating the ethics of a fantasy movie.

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  • Vinit

    “The movie shows Pakistan defeating India in the semi-final match too, but fails to explain how India moved on to the finals.” Lolzz..!

    • well

      haha..we notice this but pakistan people they need to learn a lot.

    • Suhas Thekkedath

      And gets even better … “As if Bollywood movies have any logic! Get lost you loser,” Reacted one Pakistani citizen when Faking News asked about the loopholes in the movie’s plot. :)

  • Tollywood fan

    Wait a minute.
    Pollywood is Pashto film industry.
    The more famous ‘Lollywood’, on the other hand, is an Urdu based Pakistani film industry.
    A little research never kills anyone.

    • With love from Pakistan

      FYI, Pollywood produces both Pashto and Urdu language feature films.

      • Fact Checker

        haha.. after this comment, and this link
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollywood
        the “A little research never kills anyone” comment by the original commentator appears so meta :D

  • Rajesh Shelmeda

    epic !

  • Guest

    Not funny at all. What do you have to say about Gadar then?

    • guest 1

      Gadar was a logical film with all masala and sunnydeol can aactually carry over such role

    • HA HA HA

      Sore Loser!!! Must be rejected guy in life.

      • fruitpunch

        “Ha ha ha” Dude grow up…Gadar had sunny deol kill people and freak out a female when in Pakistan..if that is not fantasy then even im a rejected guy…The post is funny and shares the same logic that majority bolly and polly film makers dish out pure bull shit to viewers

    • Host

      so you are the guy show said “As if your Bollywood movies have any logic! Get lost you loser” in the above report?

    • civilized rebel

      Gadar was an extrapolation of a curve, an exxageration of an obvious supremacy.

  • Pagal Pathak

    The same filmmakers are now working on a sequel titled “Lord of the Jung: Return of the Rambo” in which the character, Pakistani Army officer Major Bilawal Toofani played by Shaan Balwaan will lead the Pakistani Cricket team to unbeaten streak of 50 test matches and drive away American forces from Pakistan and Afghanistan by teaming up with Taliban.

  • ranveer singh chauhan

    kya baat hai Pakistan me film industy bhi hai mujhe tho ab pata chala sale bukhe nango itna hi ghamand hai Pakistani hone ka tho Bollywood me kya apni maa bahan ki dalali karne aate ho haramiyo

  • anniyanz

    really a humorous article !!!! of 2013….Lmao /

  • kshitij

    My atomach is literary hurting because of laughing