St. Petersburg, Russia. India registered a major diplomatic victory when G20 decided to adopt Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh’s trademark silence on the issue of intervention in Syria.
Sources tell Faking News that G20 had three options to choose from as its resolution – “Enough! Let us fucking bomb them!” by the USA, “Let the shit hit the roof first!” by Russia, and “…” by India.
After many deliberations, which saw Obama and Putin staring at each other, India’s response was seen as the most appropriate one.
“It is inclusive, it’s non-controversial, and it’s as innovative as it can get,” President of Brazil, Dilma Rousseff lauded India’s resolution, “I think I’d use the same silence back home where we are facing huge protests over corruption and misgovernance.”
The adopted resolution by G20 has been welcomed by everyone, including Syria.
“It is an acknowledgement of India’s growing clout in the international community,” Foreign Minister Salman Khurshid expressed his happiness, “This should silence all those who think India is not going to be a superpower.”
Khurshid further claimed that the latest development proved that Manmohan Singh’s silence was indeed much valued at the international level, and India will attract significant foreign reserves if its mortgaged Prime Minister’s silence.