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Around 8000 Indians have expressed interest in getting settled on Mars. Faking News has found that among the list, there are some celebrities too:

Mars

A celebrity on Mars wearing a suit to hide from the common man

Asaram Bapu: he is planning to escape to Mars to avoid police arrest. He also wants to be the first godman on Mars, and if luckier, a prophet who starts a new religion.

Ram Jethmalani: he signed up after knowing that Asaram was going to Mars. He wants to fight some criminal cases.

LK Advani: finally he hopes to get elected as the Prime Minister over there.

Arnab Goswami: it’s not sure why he wanted to go to Mars, but sources confirm that his application has been rejected because his voice already reaches Mars.

Robert Vadra: actually, he’s already there.

Subramanian Swamy: he is going there to collect evidence of Sonia Gandhi’s involvement in Robert Vadra’s land purchases on Mars.

Justice Katju: he wants to take control and educate these 8000 people so that future generations don’t breed fools and idiots.

Arindam Chaudhuri: he wants to establish the first b-school on Mars because for long he has dared to think beyond the Earth.

Sheila Dixit: she has signed up on behalf of her daughter, because she feels her daughter does not feel safe in Delhi.

Sunny Deol: he’s going there to protect all the 8000 Indians if and when Pakistanis reach Mars.

Digvijay Singh: he’s the only one who has not signed up voluntarily. Some activists have put his name on his behalf to have a better and saner Earth. Digvijay Singh has blamed RSS for putting his name.

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  • Rakesh Kumar

    Aranab Goswami voices already reaches there…. Aranab Matters

  • David

    Happy that all of them have a One-way Ticket to Mars… though i am surely going to miss Katju and his wonderful comic comments :P

  • Sameer

    hehehe

  • Tirchi Choti Wala

    Arindam Chaudhari!! :D

  • banpud

    IIM Calcutta which is widely known to fake its salary figures is in a soup now. 50 unplaced students have been made to sign out of placement as they were no takers.
    These guys are now working as credit card direct sales associates at meagre salary of 2 lacs per annum.
    Beware of fraud claims of IIM Calcutta regarding placements. The unplaced students were not having required grade to be promoted to second year but somehow
    they negotiated grade increase with the Bengali professors and managed to pass. Spread this message.

  • banpud

    ok

  • Rahul Rao

    Is this list of people going to Mars or to The Bigg Boss house ;P