New Delhi. Pakistani singing sensation Taher Shah’s eyes have got the respect and authority they always deserved.
After gathering millions of views on his music video “Eye To Eye”, Taher is all set to gather millions of followers who have been hypnotized by his eyes.
Association of superstitious and silly people (ASS People) has declared that they would now wear an image of Taher Shah’s eyes to ward off evil spirits. Earlier they used to rely on products such as Nazar Suraksha Kavach.
“His eyes are way more powerful and can scare the shit out of anyone, including those of ghosts and daayans,” said Sandeep Tiwari, a regular reader of Laal Kitaab Amrit and follower of Nirmal Baba.
Sandeep has taken high resolution printouts of Taher Shah’s eyes and put it everywhere in his home, his office, and behind his car where “buri nazar waale tera munh kaala” was written earlier.
“It’s working,” Sandeep claimed, “My irritating cousin left my home within two minutes as soon as he saw the posters.”
Many other members of ASS People too confirmed that eyes of Taher Shah had magical abilities.
“I think even Manmohan Singh will scream ‘o bhaisaab’ when shown his music video, while his eyes can scare Arnab Goswami into total silence and submission,” a devotee of Taher Shah told Faking News.
Taher Shah couldn’t be contacted for comments as he was busy ‘making mega Urdu commercial Movie’.