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Allahabad. A 19-year-old student from IIIT (Indian Institute of Information Technology) here has claimed to develop a software that can come up with news and opinion articles on Narendra Modi with a mouse click.

“I have been an internet troll and have trolled on every topic,” Ranjit Prasad, the third-year student proudly told Faking News how he got the idea to develop the software, “After 3 years of full-time trolling and part-time studies, I finally concluded that anything related to Narendra Modi trends on the internet instantly.”

Narendra Modi

There is no upper cap on the number of articles a website can publish on Modi

“People feel duty bound to express opinion on Modi and media organizations work against killing deadlines to come up with reports on Modi. I could see a huge demand for Narendra Modi based articles,” the developer of NaMoPad application claimed.

NaMoPad – the software can meet this demand, Ranjit claims. All one needs to do is to feed in some keywords and indicate world count, and a grammatically correct article on Narendra Modi will be ready for publication within seconds.

“Premium version of the software will be able to come up with opinion articles containing in high-sounding philosophical and economical terms. I’m currently working on them,” the soon-to-be-rich teenager revealed.

All leading journalists and media houses (including Faking News) have expressed desire in buying this software as no one wants to lose on the potential traffic a Narendra Modi article can attract. The only journalistic concern is about the articles being “exclusive” and unique.

“Of course, unique articles can be generated using the software. Yes, primarily it will use the same old arguments and content, but with clever permutations and combinations, a seemingly new article can be generated,” Ranjit explained the working of his software.

“That’s precisely what anyway happens when an article on Narendra Modi is written in the real world by real people,” he added.

Ranjit is further planning to develop an Android and iOS application that will automatically tweet or update Facebook status messages about Narendra Modi.

“Windows already has MODI (Microsoft Office Document Imaging),” he pointed out.

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  • Vikas

    “That’s precisely what anyway happens when an article on Narendra Modi is written in the real world by real people,” he added.
    So true – all Modi articles are just repetition of same things!

  • A reader

    do this S/W provide a dropbox for “point of view”? it would be interesting to generate an article based on point of view of “Congress”, “Modi fan club”, “I am an intellect”, “AAP” etc…

  • Writer

    Stupid. Faking news is too obviously supporting BJP, Modi .. Atleast pretend to be neutral fakes dear Pagal Patrakar writers. Its getting somewhat annoying.

    • manofsan

      Oh, like you’re a neutral guy who doesn’t lick the feet of the Congress – give me a break! :P

    • Yavanmardan Sharma

      What is your problem if they do? Aapke Pitaji Ka Jaalasthala Hai (“Tumaahre baap ki site hai”)?

    • English Vinglish

      annoying = meri gaand me aag lag gayi hai

    • Sanjay Jhaat

      in chutiyo ko obviously anti-Modi journalists se koi problem nahi hai. anti-Modi articles se inhe orgasm milta hai, but FN ke stand se inke jhaant me aag lagti hai. kamaal ka frustration hai bhai

  • Namopm

    No one wants this stupid software… modiji is doing so many great things that every living second of his is noteworthy and newsworthy…

    • sleepingpill

      Seems some1 is sleeping with modi ji..

      • Namo4pm

        Yes, your mom.

        • namo4capprasi

          So thats how you came in this world son ?

  • Jitendra Desai

    Great! He should also develop an APP for Rahul Baba that can make him speak on ANY subject under the sun for at least 5 min.And APP for Manish Tiwari, that will automatically ensure that all his statements, comments are delivered with smiling face.

  • Noble Paul

    An enterprise version also is being planned which will post comments of various fora which can take attention away from the real issue

  • Someone

    NaMoPad Version 1.1 will even PREDICT the news about Modi.
    Arnab Goswami, Barkha Dutt, Prasoon (too-soon) Vajapayee and some others are acting as consultants for such a journalists breakthrough.
    The version 1.1 will be thoroughly rewritten.
    The developer is waiting for Journalism version 1.1 for a Modi topic beyond 2002 riots.

  • Roop Sharma

    I am already writing a plug-in to feed news from google alerts.