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London, UK. Hours after cricketer Kirti Azad was detained at Heathrow for a “suspicious” surname, the airport authorities have done the same for another cricketer – this time Rahul Dravid, and this time for a suspicious first name.

“We realized our mistake and let Mr. Dravid go after detaining him for just a couple of hours,” a security officer at Heathrow airport told Faking News, “Mr. Dravid shares his first name with a person who features in our checklist.”

The officer refused to explain what kind of “checklist” he was referring to.

However, sources suggest that the security agencies of United Kingdom have asked its authorities to be alert and inform them immediately if someone from India whose first name is “Rahul” enters the country.

“Analysts warn that someone called Rahul could trigger weird jokes and outlandish claims online, which could strain our online infrastructure, apart from traveling and eating at random places unannounced, which could strain our offline infrastructure,” a source working at Heathrow airport revealed.

The revelations have shocked the Indian authorities who are now confused if US could also be having a similar alert causing Shah Rukh Khan to be detained every time.

“Maybe they could be detaining SRK as he has played so many characters named Rahul in his movies,” wondered a Home Ministry official back in India.

Kirti Azad and Rahul Dravid

What’s in a name? A lot.

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  • Rahul

    SRK should now make movie – MY NAME IS RAHUL, AND I’M NOT GANDHI!

    • Parth

      it should be “MY NAME IS RAHUL, AND I’M NOT AN IDIOT”..

      • NIZAM

        it should be “My name is Rahul Gandhi and I am CERTIFIED IDIOT”.

        • DoT

          You are being watched.

  • Raullu

    I am Raowl Gandhi and my life is like boats made by women and the waves that lash on them….India is made by its rivers….they are a form of energy….even 200 years ago….I am full of game changing ideas…the last game changer was to party in Spain during the UKD earthquake and then flying in 4 days later to flag off trucks of relief parked outside my house for my flag them off….the youth of the country should support me as my party destroys the economy and kills jobs….but thank your stars…we are going to be giving a lot of people the feeling of food security in a grand 3,00,000 crore scam….it will give you a feeling and you will pay through your nose for food which has been diverted at exorbitant prices to feed my partymen….you should check the list of beneficiaries…it might included your great grand father and many of his friend long since dead….Hail Maino….Vote for the Scamgress for 5 more years of Scams, Grass, Economic doom and Disasters…Cheers…