New Delhi. After rumors of rift between Sonia Gandhi and Manmohan Singh grew stronger, MMS (Manmohan Singh) has decided to join cricketer Virender Sehwag, who lost his place in team after there were reports of rift between him and Mahendra Singh Dhoni.
“Prime Minister sees a lot of similarity between himself and Sehwag,” a PMO source claimed, “Sehwag was the Vice Captain and Manmohan Singh is virtually the same; Sonia Gandhi is the Captain. Media talked about Dhoni-Sehwag rift, and now they are talking about Sonia-MMS rift.”
The PMO source further claimed that similarities between MMS and Sehwag didn’t end there.
“Both of them like playing their natural game. Sehwag plays aggressive shots, while MMS keeps silent, no matter what the situation is,” the source pointed out.
“And of course, hair loss,” the source drew the parallels.
Due to such striking similarities, experts claim that Prime Minister is worried that his career could take a similar course where he’s dropped from the team while the Captain remains the same.
“Earlier people used to think that MMS was like Duncan Fletcher i.e. someone with no active role and often blamed for failures of the team, but of late he appears more like Sehwag,” an expert claimed.
As a result, Manmohan Singh has decided to join Sehwag International School as Economics teacher, so that he has a source of livelihood if and when he’s asked to resign by the high command.
Meanwhile, experts are trying to find out who is the Virat Kohli of Congress i.e. someone who could become the new Vice Captain. Vice President Rahul Gandhi is ruled out as he’s widely believed to be Sir Jadeja of Congress.