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New Delhi. Clean chits are not always relieving. Sometimes they can turn out to be disastrous too. In a similar such incident, son of a prominent Congress leader took his father’s clean chit to his examination hall, mistaking it with his ‘nakal chit’ or cheat-sheet, and had to return leaving his answer-sheet as clean as the chit he had carried.

The “clean chit” was issued to the father by a central investigating agency probing serious corruption charges against him. But it got mixed up with the cheat-sheet that was being prepared by a team of senior bureaucrats to help the son with his exams.

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“Senior bureaucrats help senior politicians with such household works to get promotion and plum postings, and rewards post retirement,” a government source explained.

As a result of this blunder, the usually meritorious son failed the examination. His failure was confirmed by sudden CBI raids on the rented apartment of his examiner in the wee hours of Thursday, after which he was arrested in a disproportionate assets case.

The charge framed against the examiner – a schoolmaster – is possessing a second hand scooter, affording fuel for which is quite disproportionate to what he could save from his meager salary in these times of inflation.

“The charges against him are very serious, and we suspected that he may have hidden much more inside his house,” a CBI officer told Faking News.

When confronted with questions while being shoved into the police van, the accused denied the charges against him.

“I buy the petrol for my scooter from the money I earn by giving tuitions at evenings. And what would I hide inside my home when I cannot afford to hide my greying hair with some dye, thanks to mehengaayi daayan!” lamented the schoolmaster defending himself.

The schoolmaster’s defense is reported to have been rejected by the CBI and the accused is unlikely to get a clean chit unless he agrees to pass the junior Congress leader ignoring the latter’s blank answer-sheet.

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  • Ajay K

    Superb! Excellent satire! “……And what would I hide inside my home when I cannot afford to hide my greying hair with some dye……”

  • Amarnath Wanchoo

    This is funny but sad at the same time. What a laughing stock the CBI has made of itself.

  • Kisalay

    hahahahhaha… awesome article .

  • Ittiam

    Excellent article… The satire was too good, and projected reality so well, I felt sad reading it

  • PagalPremi

    Govt. gives clean chit to CBI doing probe on JPC in 2G scam

    You don’t need to read it again to understand. In a nutshell, the govt. has given itself clean chit yet again.
    The Telecom Minister claimed, “How could NDA govt. not see the impending telecom revolution in 2001 and already charge spectrum at 2008 prices… When we came to power, we could not change the policy in 2008 and ended up charging telecom players at 2001 prices… If at all NDA should be held guilty and resign…”
    Commerce and Industry Minister said, “We had done mass production of ‘clean chits’ in the MGNREGA scheme… And due to slowdown in the economy, demand for ‘clean-chits’ had fallen sharply… So we thought of consuming them en-masse within the govt.”
    Another minister claimed, “How can we be accused of cheating? We have not yet written anything on the chit…”
    Law minister gave a legal backing to his claim, “No one ought to accuse himself… How can the govt. be expected to charge itself“
    Mamta Banerjee mistook ‘clean chit’ for ‘chit-fund’ and furiously commented, “This is conspiracy of the government against me… We have given back money to all the chit-holders and as of today, no claims remain unsettled.”Though reporters tried to explain to her that they were taking about ‘clean chit’ but she refused to listen.
    You don’t need to read it again to understand. In a nutshell, the govt. has given itself clean chit yet again.
    The Telecom Minister claimed, “How could NDA govt. not see the impending telecom revolution in 2001 and already charge spectrum at 2008 prices… When we came to power, we could not change the policy in 2008 and ended up charging telecom players at 2001 prices… If at all NDA should be held guilty and resign…”
    Commerce and Industry Minister said, “We had done mass production of ‘clean chits’ in the MGNREGA scheme… And due to slowdown in the economy, demand for ‘clean-chits’ had fallen sharply… So we thought of consuming them en-masse within the govt.”
    Another minister claimed, “How can we be accused of cheating? We have not yet written anything on the chit…”
    Law minister gave a legal backing to his claim, “No one ought to accuse himself… How can the govt. be expected to charge itself“
    Mamta Banerjee mistook ‘clean chit’ for ‘chit-fund’ and furiously commented, “This is conspiracy of the government against me… We have given back money to all the chit-holders and as of today, no claims remain unsettled.”Though reporters tried to explain to her that they were taking about ‘clean chit’ but she refused to listen.