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New Delhi. Congress has found a solution to the political crisis created after DMK decided to pull out from the UPA government. The party has decided that the resolution against Sri Lanka, which will be put for adoption in the Parliament of India, will have a photo of Karunanidhi, and nothing else.

“We were struggling with what words to put in the resolution, because words like ‘genocide’ could have jeopardized our relationship with Sri Lanka, while absence of such words could have further jeopardized our relationship with DMK,” Parliamentary Affairs Minister Kamal Nath told Faking News.

Poster of Karunanidhi

DMK has been asked to provide such powerful pictures of their party chief that can be passed as a resolution against Sri Lanka

Sources inform that Congress core group, after a two hour meeting, couldn’t finalize the wording of the resolution; let alone taking the draft resolution to alliance (of whatever is left) partners and subsequently to other political parties of India.

With time running out, the party decided to move a resolution that had no words at all in the draft.

“This is a first in any democracy across the world, and we are proud to take this step under the leadership of Madam Sonia Gandhi – a woman of strong resolve – and Dr. Manmohan Singh – a man of few words,” Kamal Nath justified the wordless resolution.

To make the resolution strong and critical of atrocities by Sri Lankan army on Tamils, a high resolution picture of Karunanidhi will be used.

“The picture would be of at least of 18 megapixels clarity, one megapixel for every DMK Lok Sabha MP,” a source claimed. After Faking News asked for further clarification, the source rejected that ‘megapixel’ was a code word for something like ‘crore rupees’.

“This should make DMK happy and we hope that they will come back to the UPA,” Kamal Nath hoped.

Since the resolution will have no words, and hence nothing to debate upon, Congress expects the Parliament to pass it after a walkout by the AIADMK and a couple of hours of disruptions by other parties where they might object to colors used in the picture.

“You know, something like proportion of colors lie saffron, green, red, blue, etc. in the picture,” Kamal Nath explained, “We are open to feedbacks and suggestions by the parties and make some amendments to the resolution accordingly.”

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  • http://twitter.com/DrYogeshSharma1 Dr.Yogesh Sharma

    ”You are very true Sir. But of late, Indian foreign policy has become a subject of mockery. Recent developments show that India has no respect in the mind of neighboring countries nor by any other country. In this case also two Indian citizens were killed by Italian marines. Although they claim, that they killed them, because they misunderstood them as sea pirates and in self defense they killed the Indian citizens. Even if their claim is right, but they should of proved it in Indian courts but they choose to slip very cunningly be fooling Indian system. They had no respect to this fact that this nation has elected their daughter as the all powerful ruling authority and even the President and PM give respect to her word although she posses no special merit. No we can cry but the marines have disappeared with the waves. Similarly we did and have been doing every thing to please our another neighbor Bangladesh. Thousands of our soldiers sacrificed their lives to get this nation freed from the tyrannic rule of Pakistan. India very liberally gifts her land and waters to this thankless neighbor. But when Indian President Shri Pranb Mukherjee visited his insignificant in laws, he was welcomed by a bomb blast out side his hotel, with the burning of 50 Hindu temples and around 1000 Hindu houses. Similarly for Indian secularists Pakistan and Pakistanis are their first love. But they also keep on killing our people, our soldiers at will. This time they beheaded our two soldiers and did not return their heads to cry. They even distributed sweets to their criminals who beheaded our soldiers. Even now Sri Lanka is also very brute with India although India keep on giving lands and concessions to Sri Lanka. They very brutally wiped out LTTE from their homeland. In this genocide/pogrom India gave full logistic and other support to this country stealthily. Even Nepal also is hostile to India. In Nepal also Indians are now not seen with respect. Mao-wadi give more support and respect to China even India openly supported them in overthrowing monarchy and changing the Hindu character of the nation. Even a tiny island nation Maldives does not give must respect to India. All this discussion show, that Indian leaders may talk in a very hyperbolic manner about our so called high principals of secularism, democracy, multiculturalism, tolerances, brotherhood etc., etc., but in the eye of the outer word India is nothing. What India has got by such meaningless assertions. Only be fooling herself. The message of this insult is very loud and clear. First love thy nation. Other principles are meaningless. They also know now very clear that the leaders who are not loyal to their people and nation are not worth respecting. All these lofty principles are hollow unless we are strong. Our status is like that unfortunate girl who is enjoyed ( BHOG ) by all but but married by none.Thanks for sharing your thoughts.