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Mumbai. A major talent mismanagement group (Plan-Manage consulting) has announced that it will hold a Bollywood award auction along with IPL-7 auctions that will take place next year.

IM Chaudhary, MD of Plan-Manage in an exclusive interview to our correspondent ‘Shaitaan Khopdi’ gave detailed explanation in brief:

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Bollywood is closely associated with IPL

Shaitaan Khopdi: Tell us something about this new type of auction.

IM Chaudhary: The award function industry has seen big growth in recent times. Every weekend some or the other award functions are held. Now we have reached at a point where we have more awards than the buyers. Not enough people are coming ahead to buy the awards. Add to that the cost of actors who are ready to perform on the night of award function and it becomes unviable for us. So we have to count our chickens before they hatch.

That’s why we came across this cookie cutter solution of merging the award auction with IPL auctions. There is a lot in common when it comes to Bollywood and IPL. Bollywood tries to copy from Hollywood and IPL is direct rip off from EPL. Both have high drama involved in it. In every award function Karan Johar/Yash Raj camp ends up with the best movie trophies, similarly in IPL CSK ends up on the pedestal every time. The line between Bollywood movies and IPL has further blurred after Movies ditched the scripts completely and IPL become scripted.

SK: But how would you fit in Bollywood awards between player auctions?

IM: We are focusing on 2 strategies – 1) Related Items, 2) Combo Offers.

1) These days if you visit any website, it lists down the related articles. If it is shopping website, it will list something like “Those who bought Double Cheese Pizza also bought Diet Coke”. It makes perfect sense and we will use it.

For example if some franchise owner buys Ravindra Jadeja, we will recommend him to buy Best Comedian award also. They can then name any comedian among their Bollywood friends who will receive the award in our next award function.

Similarly if anybody bids for Sourav Ganguly, we can ask him to think about sponsoring Lifetime Achievement award. Those who bid for Afridi or Piyush Chawla will be presented with the option of buying Best Child artists male/female awards.

2) Now coming on to combo offers. Typically some players are left unsold after auctions. We can make a combo deal. For example, if you buy Best Musician award, you get Brett Lee free. If you buy best Dance Director, you get Sreesanth free. Buy Best Scriptwriter and get Suresh Raina’s nephew free. Buy the award of Best Dialogue and get Virat Kohli free.

SK: But don’t you think people will be able to figure out that the awards are not genuine?

IM: I am sure they already know it. Nobody loses their sleep if ‘Ek Tha Tiger’ wins best movie over ‘Kahaani’. People watch TV to see their favorite stars dance and sing in costly costumes. That happens during IPL, and we can make it happen during auctions too.

And yeah, if this works, we will start auctioning journalism awards too, tell that to Faking News people.

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  • Jorebungley

    Amen!!!

    Gangs of Wasseypur = 0, Kahani = 0, Paan Singh Tomar = 0…

    Jab Tak Hai Jaan = Ek Tha Tiger = Barfi = 100

    Better auction it off… then at least we – the junta know who bid the highest

  • http://www.facebook.com/mastermind.basu1 Arnab Basu

    Gem of an article…Hats off Bro

  • P.T.DAS, HYDERABAD.

    Arnab Goswami commands hefty price as an umpire, and leads in the race against all other umpires.
    Whoever buys him to use as an umpire is sure to win the IPL TROPHY .
    ?…. Because no body can dare to argue and win with this umpire to change his biased umpiring decisions.