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New Delhi. Taking no lessons from his gaffe where he appeared to have compared the IQs of Swami Vivekananda and Dawood Ibrahim, BJP President Nitin Gadkari has now compared Internet Explorer and Google Chrome, causing massive outrage in the online world.

“Technically speaking, Internet Explorer and Google Chrome are both web browsers,” Gadkari is reported to have said when the crowds erupted in outrage.

Nitin Gadkari

Gadkari reacts after his latest comments

“What crap!” objected Prem Kumar Google, “Who uses Internet Explorer as browser!?”

Gadkari tried to explain that his intentions were not to compare but to contrast both the browsers and eventually prove how Internet Explorer was such a waste, but no one was ready to buy his arguments.

“Oh really? What next? Compare Micromaxx and iPhone and prove that iPhone is a better buy? Dude, you don’t do such useless comparisons,” said iMtiaz, an outraged netizen.

Experts believe that the latest gaffe by Gadkari could prove to be the last nail in the coffin for the BJP President.

“BJP can’t afford to offend the online world where it commands huge support,” Dharmendra Yadav, an expert declared, “I think Gadkari will have to say sorry and resign.”

Sources tell Faking News that the Congress party was ready to take advantage of the situation and planned to flood the internet with pictures of Rahul Gandhi using Chrome, but the plans couldn’t materialize.

“Rahul Gandhi ji said that he was not yet ready for the bigger role,” a Congress source told us, “He said that at best he could accept the no. 2 position, and unfortunately Internet Explorer was at the no. 2 position in the global web browser usage data.”

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  • Ullu Banati

    Hi Pagal Patrakar / Fakin News, this article is a great piece of timely satire but what piques me is how the hell did you manage to find this picture of Gadkari that you have used here? It is fitting and surprisingly representative of Gadkari’s plight at the moment. I don’t believe that you simply used Google Image Search to find such a pic. It can be such a pain to search for a specific pic there. Do you have a library of pics or something?

  • nayan

    this is conspiracy against mozila firfox

  • nitin

    अरविंद केजरीवाल बनाने की विधिः

    दो मुट्ठी दिग्विजय सिंह, तीन मुट्ठी मनमोहन सिंह
    और

    11 करछुल राहुल
    गाँधी मिलाएँ…

    फिर उसे तेज़ आँच पर 15 मिनट तक गर्म करें…

    फिर दो चम्मच कपिल सिब्बल मिलाकर 10 मिनट तक
    छोड़ दें…

    थाली में परोसते हए दो चार सोनिया गाँधी के पत्ते
    भी मिला दें…

    वोट बैंक रूपी तुष्टिकरण के स्वाद के लिए
    बुखारी का सेंधा नमक स्वादानुसार.
    लो बन गया अरविंद केजरीवाल.!!