Colombo, Sri Lanka. In a shocking incident, an unnamed Pakistani cricketer has been accused of flirting with one of the cheerleaders employed during the ICC World Twenty 20 cup match between India and Pakistan, which Pakistan lost.
The cricketer is reported to have gone to this cheerleader’s hotel room and told her that she was “hotter” than Veena Malik and Bilawal Bhutto would stop chasing Hina Rabbani Khar if she said “yes” to the junior Zardari.
“He knocked at my room around midnight and blew a kiss to me as soon as I opened the door,” said the visibly excited cheerleading girl, who was earlier disappointed that the TV highlights of the match didn’t show her at all.
She clarified that the concerned Pakistani player didn’t misbehave with her. “However I was scared for my safety as it was late in the night he spent over an hour with me,” she said.
The cheerleading girl was still wearing her costume from the match, which appeared designed on MS Paint by a fifth grader, when Faking News interviewed her. However she claimed that the Pakistani cricketer even praised her “dressing sense”.
“This frock is more beautiful than what Kate Middleton had worn for her wedding,” is what the cricketer is supposed to have told her.
The incident has shocked everyone as no one had praised the cheerleaders so much earlier. In fact, many fans, especially those from India, felt that there was some “cheerleading scam” during the ongoing world cup.
“Chutiya bana rahe hain humein (they are making an ass out of us),” Randhir, a cricket fan from India said, “We have seen Sri Lankan girls like Jacqueline Fernandez and girlfriends of Lankan cricketers. This cheerleading team is totally fake and fraud!”
When contacted, the Pakistan team management promised to look into this affair.
“This could be a result of Pakistani players not being allowed to take part in IPL,” a Pakistani team management official said on conditions of anonymity, “They are doing things during the T20 world cup what others cricketers do during the IPL.”
However, a member of Pakistani cricket team claimed that they had drunk too much after the match to forget the result, and the cricketer might have told all those things under influence of alcohol.
“Wine makes everything better!” the cricketer explained flirting of his colleague.
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