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Almost every election analyst or political pundit thinks that Gujarat elections will be won again by the BJP under the leadership of Chief Minister Narendra Modi. However, this far from reality. Our research team has found out why Narendra Modi may lose even his MLA seat.

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Here are the five reasons for Modi’s defeat:

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