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California, USA. With the US porn industry struggling due to loads of porn available for free on internet, the industry leaders have approached Bollywood director Mahesh Bhatt to help them in these troubled times.

Mahesh Bhatt

Mahesh Bhatt was not available for comments as he was busy scratching

Bhatt has been asked to rehabilitate every pornstar by giving them roles in movies like he did to Sunny Leone by giving her a role in movie Jism 2.

“Mr. Bhatt can employ our pornstars, cameramen, video editing machines, and couches for producing movies,” Bang Black, CEO of Naughty America offered the deal.

“We need his help in earning money as we have run out of ideas and resources,” Black candidly admitted during an interview with Faking News, “We are struggling here and he’s making millions there using our retired actors!”

US porn industry experts believe that Mahesh Bhatt can remake porn movies such as “My Friend’s Hot Sister” into something presentable such as “Jism 3” and make Indians pay to see it.

It should be noted that the US porn industry had earlier approached the US government asking for a bailout, but the Obama administration didn’t help them out.

“Obama just says ‘yes we can’ but he can’t; Mahesh Bhatt can!” Black said.

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