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New Delhi. 25-year-old Ricky Bahl, who has a hobby of collecting high resolution pictures and wallpapers of various ladies, has finally learned how to pronounce “Kim Kardashian” – the name of the famous American actress, model and sex-tape leaker. It’s not yet clear why Ricky took the pains to know the right pronunciation of the name, especially the surname, as it is not required by any software to open or edit the pictures and videos of Kim Kardashian.

“He was happy with those 500 odd pictures, video clips, and the sex-tape of Kim on his laptop hard drive, and used to relieve himself when under pressure,” Rohit, a close friend of Ricky and a frequent borrower of .3gp and .avi files from him, told Faking News. Rohit referred to Kim Kardashian as only “Kim” throughout the interview.

Kim Kardashian

One of the pictures that were found on the hard drive of Ricky Bahl

“I don’t know, and I don’t care,” Rohit angrily said when this reporter asked him whether he knew how to pronounce the surname of the American model, whose Facebook fan page received maximum comments – like ‘hi sexy, when u come 2 India’ – from him and Ricky. Both of them also follow her on Twitter.

On the other hand, Ricky Bahl was reported to be flaunting his new acquired knowledge to all his friends as he tutored at least seven other guys on how to make a difference between Kim Sharma and Kim Kardashian while speaking.

Ricky refused to disclose why he decided to learn the pronunciation, but he categorically declined that it was result of any security threat e.g. a virus that stopped him from accessing his “Hot Babes” folder in D Drive unless he pronounced the name of the enclosed files correctly.

However sources confirm that Ricky was forced to take this step after he was widely ridiculed by some of his female friends for pronouncing Kardashian and “Kadarshiyaan” for the second time in the last one week.

Sources further inform that when he was ridiculed for the first time, Ricky did go back to his room and tried to Google for “Kim Kardashian Pronunciation”, however he lost his way as Google auto-complete suggestions led him to search for “Kim Kardashian Pregnant”.

Ricky, also a keen follower of English music, now aims to find out if Lady Gaga is a man and whether Justin Bieber is his sister.

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  • Ankit

    The pronunciation is

    CAR – DASH – IANS

    • http://www.joblagao.com Job Lagao

      AN-KIT, Thx for the enlightenment !! Only Sonia jee can pronounce it the way it should be. Pranab daa would say COR-DOSH-ION :-)

  • http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com gurudhacker

    Brillently brillet. Enjoy it throughly

  • akhil

    lol!
    Last line- KILLER! :)

  • http://5goodthingsdaily.blogspot.com Cybernazi

    Too good man..loved the Good Auto suggestion line :D

  • vishal

    He was happy with those 500 odd pictures, video clips, and the sex-tape of Kim on his laptop hard drive, and used to relieve himself when under pressure,” Rohit, a close friend of Ricky and a frequent borrower of .3gp and .avi files from him……..
    awesome lines..simply superb…..and very practical too………

  • http://www.trickerguru.com TrickerGuru

    Oh my god…. What a article…!!! Just loved your site n articles..thx

  • http://blog.creativeshocker.com Cs

    “a frequent borrower of .3gp and .avi files from him…” LMAO epic.

  • http://gmail.com vijay kumar gupta

    just loved

  • http://wordpresshelp.net.au/ Kate H

    Brad’s line wins :)

  • abhishek

    Superb… remind me of old days… Everybody is Ricky Bahl in some stage of their lives..