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New Delhi. Reacting to criticisms that the nation was losing 2 crore rupees each day due to parliament being adjourned randomly, government has decided to convert the parliament into an amusement park. Once any house of the Parliament is adjourned, an aam aadmi will be able to buy tickets and see MPs doing things that will amuse him or her no end. The scheme will be launched for Lok Sabha first.

“No, we are not doing away with the parliament itself or the law making process; Parliament will do that on odd days,” Parliamentary Affairs Minister Pawan Kumar Bansal clarified, “But on most of the days, when no business takes place inside the parliament, instead of leaving for their homes or the canteen, our MPs will stay back and indulge in things that will amuse people – something that we are calling amusement park.”

Parliament of India

Soon, this place will be earning money for the nation.

Parliament sources say that the idea popped into a Samajwadi Party MP’s mind when he saw Lalu Yadav and Mulayam Singh Yadav playing cards in one corner. Soon, the creative Kabil Sibal came up with a rough blueprint of the whole proposal that will bring down the loss due to non-functioning of the parliament to his favorite number – zero.

It was proposed that Navjot Singh Sidhu would be the usher at the door who would introduce airs of joviality through his phrases and facial gestures. If the visitors fail to laugh at the jokes of Sidhu, they will be taken to the region where Rahul Gandhi will be speaking on national issues.

Sonia Gandhi will be having her own puppet show, while DMK members will run telephone booths.

A toy train will also be installed inside the premises that will be driven by senior BJP leader LK Advani. The joy ride will be called “Rath Yatra” but visitors will not be charged any extra ticket to ride the toy train.

However, visitors will have to pay extra to see Mayawati’s statue, which is being touted as the main attraction.

Mr. Sharad Pawar would be given a small area to plough so that he may better understand the plight of the farmer. Sources claim that he would also be wearing a head gear so that nobody slaps him, but Faking News can’t confirm this.

The proposal of setting up of the amusement park was accepted by a voice vote by both the houses of the parliament. The “park” will be open for public viewing next week when the Lok Sabha adjourns as soon as it starts.

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  • Preeti Tiwari

    If the visitors fail to laugh at the jokes of Sidhu, they will be taken to the region where Rahul Gandhi will be speaking on national issues.
    Sonia Gandhi will be having her own puppet show, while DMK members will run telephone booths.
    A toy train will also be installed inside the premises that will be driven by senior BJP leader LK Advani. The joy ride will be called “Rath Yatra” but visitors will not be charged any extra ticket to ride the toy train.
    However, visitors will have to pay extra to see Mayawati’s statue, which is being touted as the main attraction.
    Mr. Sharad Pawar would be given a small area to plough so that he may better understand the plight of the farmer. Sources claim that he would also be wearing a head gear so that nobody slaps him, but Faking News can’t confirm this.

    THIS IS TOO GOOD !!!! :D

    • rohit pandey (C.R), e.c final yr, mit bulandshahr,U.P

      really , ur to funny
      i liked ur writing fr the very first line
      i love u ………..;))))))))))))))))

  • Sandeep

    There shud be a like button as in FB..so that lazy lumps like me can be spared of effort of typin

    • Akspidey

      *like*

  • golu

    this is the BEST post ever….really its a amusement part only :)

  • DESI GAL

    mast post

    • rohit pandey (C.R), e.c final yr, mit bulandshahr,U.P

      i generaaly like desi gals :
      they r too hot just vidhya in dirty picture …….:p

      • DESI GAL

        FN add rohit pandey (C.R), e.c final yr, mit bulandshahr,U.P…to ur amusement park membership list.

        Rohit U R quite a HIT already ;) :P

  • Praveen

    Best political satire ever :)

  • SabhZ

    spot on …u hav hit the nail …. keep it up !! :)

  • Rahul S

    “While farming in the parliament, Shri. Sharad Pawar yells out waving a ball of white fluff, “See, I know about farming, its not that hard to grow cotton without water or fertilizers”

    Next moment there is TIGHT SLAP across Shri.Pawar’s hitherto un-molested cheek.
    Sidhu yells out “Saale Chor..That is Kapil Sibals’ eyebrow”

  • kul

    UPA is trying to contact Mr. Kalmadi to make this show hit. When questioned about his past record, Congress replied “this will depend on the permission of Honorable President .” Raja’s manager is also very excited as Raja may also get a role to play in amusement park. When asked about the cost of ticket, Sharad Pawar replied “don’t slap me, i realy don’t know anything.” Our correspondent tried to console him, but he kept crying. Rate of tickets still remains the suspense.

  • http://w3t.in/ w3t

    Hahahaha ….really nice article ….lol