Mumbai. Amitabh Bachchan, who has been educating the aam aadmi about the importance of securing one’s family’s future through insurance plans, successfully sold such a plan to his son Abhishek Bachchan earlier today after Abhishek became a dad. The child plan, total value of which has not been disclosed, will make sure that the girl child of Abhishek and Aishwarya will grow up and become what she truly desires, ICICI sources claim.
“What if she wants to become a chess player or an astronaut?” Big B is supposed to have asked Abhishek, who though his daughter will become a successful Bollywood actress.
“With Katrina ruling the roost, and actresses like Nargis Fakhri getting a break, Bollywood is getting increasingly trickier. They are no longer looking for Indian born beauty pageant winners. Just think about it,” Senior Bachchan advised his son, following which Abhishek asked his dad for help after he failed to get any innovative idea to solve this problem.
Amitabh Bachchan is reported to have sold a premium plan for child’s education and future to his son at this point of time. No one from the family or ICICI was willing to comment over the value of the plan, but sources say it covers all costs of professional grooming for the newly born girl, and secures her against any possible risk, even astrological.
“The girl’s future is secure with us,” an ICICI official claimed, “I just tuned in to India TV and they had made a kundli of Aishwarya’s baby assuming the time of birth to be the same when Abhishek had tweeted the news. They claim the girl could be maanglik and advice the parents to eat grass on all Mondays after taking bath with goat milk. But Abhishek-Aishwarya don’t need to worry or do anything of that sort. Hum hain na!”
Faking News’ attempts to contact the newly born baby girl to get a comment failed.