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New Delhi. Leading media houses have received at least three e-mails from three different groups, all claiming responsibility for Indian cricket team’s disastrous performance during the ongoing England tour. These groups – Indian Azharuddin, Tusker-e-Jadeja, and Lalitji – all have threatened that the Indian team would become even more miserable and lose further matches even more hopelessly, if their demands were not met immediately.

“Feel fortunate that India is yet to be bowled out below double digits in a single innings,” the e-mail purportedly written by Indian Azharuddin threatened, “Things can get worse, and they will, if the government and the BCCI don’t accept our demands.”

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Nobody had taken responsibility for such performances by team India in England before these e-mails were received today

Indian Azharuddin claims to represent veterans of Indian cricket and is demanding removal of Coach Duncan Fletcher and a moratorium on hiring any more foreign coaches for team India. The group believes that the whole idea of having a foreign coach was nonsensical and the responsibility should be handed over to some former Indian cricketer.

Within 30 minutes of receipt of this e-mail, which caused orgasmic scenes in the offices of various news organizations soon after, a second e-mail was received from a group calling itself Tusker-e-Jadeja, which also claimed responsibility for team India’s horrible performance.

“Whoever has been injured should never be taken back in the team and they should be permanently replaced with bright young players like Ravindra Jadeja,” the group set forth its demands that totally confused the experts and the sports journalists.

“While the first e-mail failed to explain how the group could be responsible and triggering the disaster in England, this one totally beats the logic,” said a sports journalist with a leading news channel, who appeared as confused as any Indian cricket fan.

The confusion was total and complete when the media houses received the third mail from a group calling itself Lalitji. “Bring back Lalit!” was the demand of this group, which took complete responsibility for whatever was happening to Indian cricket.

“The first one appears to be the work of some angry fan, while the second one certainly appears to be a either a prank or spam mail,” a BCCI official reacted to the e-mails, “But we are inspecting the third e-mail, which we suspect is the work of some extremist organization.”

“That’s ridiculous!” the BCCI official reacted when Faking News asked if the board was willing to take responsibility for the Indian team’s poor performance in England, “We are not responsible; these e-mails prove it.”

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  • http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com bhalu

    Indian azharuddin FTW!!!

  • Rajiv Kumar

    hahaha…enjoyed reading it :-)
    I am sure some section of our media would start demanding resignation of Duncan Fletcher when in fact he could not have done much about it..half of the players came from India for the test series without having played first class matches for months..
    and of course BCCI would never accept that IPL is reponsible for test debacle..although it has helped to improve limited over skills..

  • http://www.thecricketist.com LoLer

    Latest news:
    Munaf Patel has been approached by Arsenal FC. Arson Wenger, after watching Munaf’s supreme soccer skills has expressed his interest in hiring Munaf as an attacking midfielder.

  • http://www.thepaperless.in The Paperless

    That was Pawar-packed, ha, ha, ha!

  • The UnknownSoul

    “Within 30 minutes of receipt of this e-mail, which caused orgasmic scenes in the offices of various news organizations soon after”…………OMG!!!
    “while the second one certainly appears to be a either a prank or spam mail,”…………….the main punch in the news!!!

  • I am

    We are not responsible;These email proves it Hilarious!!

  • Nihit

    This is indeed the latest news