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Kolkata. Sick of his criticism of economic, social, and other policies falling on the deaf ears of the political class, management guru Arindam Chaudhuri has decided to join politics and change the face of India forever. He has announced formation of a political party called Intelligent Indian Political Movement (IIPM), which would be fielding candidates on each and every seat in the upcoming West Bengal assembly elections.

“Dare to think beyond Didi, Dada or Buddha!” the charismatic leader gave his trademark call for change to the people of West Bengal in a press conference early today, “Give a chance to IIPM; we are already number one in terms of fielding the number of candidates.”

IIPM, Arindam Chaudhuri, Election poster

The election symbol, not yet approved by Election Commission of India, of IIPM has been chosen as a “Pony”. Prof. Chaudhuri claimed that it was modeled on the “Donkey” symbol of the Democratic Party of USA and rejected any other symbolism whatsoever.

To begin with, IIPM has got only a national president in Prof. Arindam Chaudhuri, who called on enterprising and upright citizens of India to join him and strengthen the party structure. Prof. Chaudhuri gave a “free” manifesto of the party on the occasion and informed that IIPM was looking for eligible candidates for the elections.

“The selected candidates would get a free laptop and would get to visit the campus of Harvard Kennedy School of Government,” Prof. Chaudhuri declared and accused other political parties like the DMK in Tamil Nadu, which had recently announced free laptops for voters, of copying his style of working.

“At IIPM, we have always practiced today what others follow tomorrow,” Prof. Chaudhuri reiterated, though rejected any possibility of IIPM fielding candidates in the upcoming Tamil Nadu elections, “Our current focus is West Bengal, but we would surely open our branches in other states of India once we form the government in West Bengal.”

In its manifesto, IIPM has promised to turn West Bengal into “number one” state in India on some parameter that would be disclosed later.

“Our talks are in the final stages,” Prof. Chaudhuri responded when a journalist asked if Shah Rukh Khan would be invited to campaign for his party.

When Faking News asked if IIPM was recognized by the Election Commission of India, Prof. Chaudhuri said that he would select a Chief Minister after the election results were announced.

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  • Shyam

    It is now confirmed. IIPM is launching a party with CHICKEN as their symbol – not Donkey as you reported because that symbol was reserved by Manoj Tewari who is launching his own political party. IIPM’s symbol is not your ordinary middle class chicken – it is a chicken which has read the inter galactic best seller – “Discover The Diamond in You” and now drives a Bentley. Shahrukh Khan is the party’s spokesperson. He too after reading the book which he helped launch, discovered his family jewels, gained confidence, ditched his boyfriend KJO, and is currently helping Arindam to create The Great Indian Dream of getting a degree and a job which everyone gets in their dreams. The media is obviously happy because now they can now get political ads in addition to the usual IIPM ads. When asked – “Who would you like to be the next PM of India?” Arindam with an exaggerated dimpled smile chanted – “I, I, PM!”

    • Gimogeek

      U even nailed the main article…… awesome piece!
      Last one was brainfuc*ing!

      • http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2010/08/arindam-chaudhuri-gets-clean-bowled-by-sachin-tendulkar/comment-page-2/#comment-54345 Shyam

        I have posted more comments on Arindam gets clean bowled by Sachin Tendulkar. You can click on my name to read it. Enjoy :-)

    • ukridge

      Hillarious comment to an hillarious article!! Shyam, I think you can start contributing to FN!

    • NAVIN KUMAR

      Speechless. It IS a masterpiece in it’s own right.

    • kiran

      This comment is too funny….But hey, why are people behind this Manoj Tewari?? Who is he?…Am I so out of touch with reality that I don’t recognize him? Can’t be !!!

      As some one said, you should start contributing to FN..