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Mumbai. Socially responsible television channel MTV has added another feather to its cap by saving a capacious amount of electrical power by suppressing the Roadies’ trademark background score – the “BEEP” tone. The legendary tone that dominated its previous seasons is missing in the current season, where the censored words are just timely muted. This has reduced the audio output power consumption of the show by almost 57%, channel sources claim.

Going further with the calculations, the music-turned-reality television channel has cited that the total audio power saved this way per episode is estimated to be around 4.9 K Watts, which is, as they exclaim, “simply unfuckingbelievable!”

Raghu Ram, MTV Roadies season 8

Raghu Ram, the executive producer of the television series MTV Roadies

“It is a very welcome move by the Roadies team,” an energy expert said, “it will also save power in those households that watch such family shows (sic.) on MTV, as the television speakers will consume lesser amount of electricity.”

Sources at MTV Roadies confirm that they are encouraging the participants and judges of the show to use as many vulgar and abusive words as possible, so that the nation saves more electricity and India becomes a superpower thanks to its youth.

“We are also planning more shows that could use even more coarse language,” Raghu Ram, executive producer of MTV Roadies informed, “We are thinking of doing away with all music shows as they involve a lot of sounds and consume a lot more electricity.”

Raghu Ram further claimed that he prefers wearing black for similar reasons. “Just like Black Google, you see,” he said. Faking News suggested that maybe he, his fellow judges, and all other participants could not only wear black but even have their faces blackened; to which Raghu hastily assured that he would give the suggestion a thought.

Around a year back MTV had removed the word “music” from its logo, and unconfirmed sources inform that it’s now adding some curse words starting with M in its new logo to suit its new avtar.

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18 Responses to “MTV to save electricity by muting “beep” sound in Roadies”

  1. haha.. MTV should rename itself as Motherf**kingTV

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  2. jitesh.,. January 26, 2011

    what kind of low IQ, low life people still watch these dumb shows, hosted by people like this bald headed fuck in the photo….

    All these reality tv shows have one recipe…

    1. go to bombay beach.
    2. pick up a few vadapav, paanipuri vendors, few kaamwaalis, and hookers..
    3. give them 1 week’s training for using foul language in every possible sentence.
    4. leave them in some kind of arena where they can unleash their worst on public demand..

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  3. Mtv…………….socially responsible……………OK………..i am president of USA 🙂

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  4. just noticed something……….faking news has IIPM advt. on it’s wall.

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    • simple jack January 26, 2011

      wow!! nice observation!!! maybe it is to emphasize that the claims in the ad are also fake !!

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    • Kunal Kishor January 27, 2011

      Makes business sense, isn’t it?

      Now, who gets admitted to IIPM? MTV Morons, who read this article and get “inspired”. See the point?

      Well done FN!

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  5. Fucking awesome….Lol….Really, mtv,bindass both suck….

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  6. salle mar jayeega kissi din..

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  7. gandu baat kerni seekh le pehle..nahin tho koi teri maa chod dega

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  8. Y forget Imagine TV..they r also at their nonsense best!

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  9. Diggi Raja March 9, 2012

    Haha MTV to be rename M@DERCH0D TV …:P

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