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Mumbai. Socially responsible television channel MTV has added another feather to its cap by saving a capacious amount of electrical power by suppressing the Roadies’ trademark background score – the “BEEP” tone. The legendary tone that dominated its previous seasons is missing in the current season, where the censored words are just timely muted. This has reduced the audio output power consumption of the show by almost 57%, channel sources claim.

Going further with the calculations, the music-turned-reality television channel has cited that the total audio power saved this way per episode is estimated to be around 4.9 K Watts, which is, as they exclaim, “simply unfuckingbelievable!”

Raghu Ram, MTV Roadies season 8

Raghu Ram, the executive producer of the television series MTV Roadies

“It is a very welcome move by the Roadies team,” an energy expert said, “it will also save power in those households that watch such family shows (sic.) on MTV, as the television speakers will consume lesser amount of electricity.”

Sources at MTV Roadies confirm that they are encouraging the participants and judges of the show to use as many vulgar and abusive words as possible, so that the nation saves more electricity and India becomes a superpower thanks to its youth.

“We are also planning more shows that could use even more coarse language,” Raghu Ram, executive producer of MTV Roadies informed, “We are thinking of doing away with all music shows as they involve a lot of sounds and consume a lot more electricity.”

Raghu Ram further claimed that he prefers wearing black for similar reasons. “Just like Black Google, you see,” he said. Faking News suggested that maybe he, his fellow judges, and all other participants could not only wear black but even have their faces blackened; to which Raghu hastily assured that he would give the suggestion a thought.

Around a year back MTV had removed the word “music” from its logo, and unconfirmed sources inform that it’s now adding some curse words starting with M in its new logo to suit its new avtar.

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  • Irfan

    haha.. MTV should rename itself as Motherf**kingTV

    • Funky

      or Moron TV

      • Funky

        Actually, if the beep tone is removed, the channel becomes completely silent.
        So, it should be called as ‘Mute TV’,… which will have a definite competition with Peace TV

        • jitesh.,.

          hahaha. nice one funky…

        • RKG

          hahahahha…too good :D

        • Anmol

          Haha! These people have shat on the Television for quite some time now.

    • Sanjay

      and this Raghu “Bigmouth” Ram should be prosecuted.
      I simple hate this guy…he is an Asshole!!

  • jitesh.,.

    what kind of low IQ, low life people still watch these dumb shows, hosted by people like this bald headed fuck in the photo….

    All these reality tv shows have one recipe…

    1. go to bombay beach.
    2. pick up a few vadapav, paanipuri vendors, few kaamwaalis, and hookers..
    3. give them 1 week’s training for using foul language in every possible sentence.
    4. leave them in some kind of arena where they can unleash their worst on public demand..

    • ashu

      completely agree with u

  • BiG B

    Mtv…………….socially responsible……………OK………..i am president of USA :)

  • BiG B

    just noticed something……….faking news has IIPM advt. on it’s wall.

    • simple jack

      wow!! nice observation!!! maybe it is to emphasize that the claims in the ad are also fake !!

    • Kunal Kishor

      Makes business sense, isn’t it?

      Now, who gets admitted to IIPM? MTV Morons, who read this article and get “inspired”. See the point?

      Well done FN!

  • VIP

    Fucking awesome….Lol….Really, mtv,bindass both suck….

  • dilip

    salle mar jayeega kissi din..

  • dilip

    gandu baat kerni seekh le pehle..nahin tho koi teri maa chod dega

  • seema

    Y forget Imagine TV..they r also at their nonsense best!

  • Diggi Raja

    Haha MTV to be rename M@DERCH0D TV …:P