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As the year 2010 comes to an end with all kinds of scams making news, most of you must be getting ready to get more of scam related news in the coming year, but the assessment of our editorial team differs. We bring to you five non-scam events that we think would surely happen and create “Breaking News” across the newspapers and television channels.

1. Bollywood legalizes plagiarism

In 2011, Bollywood is set to “unofficially” legalize plagiarism. Sharing is caring, they say. Leading this revolution is music composer Pritam, who intends to start a website that will …hold your breath… at the click of a mouse convert any song to Pritam’s version. Technology does make life easier for Pritam at least. Faking News caught up with Pritam to find out more and he did share with us the ‘first look’ of his website:

Pritam composes

The name and look of the website is a little inspired from different sources

2. Kingfisher to launch calendar featuring “men”

December is the time when Vijay Mallya, the King of good times unveils his calendar. But in 2011 the calendar will focus on a different target audience –women, who have anyway been his target for long, if not audience. The inaugural calendar will feature some male celebrities from different fields:

Kingfisher Calendar

Anil Ambani, Arindam Chaudhuri and Shibu Soren get hotter

3. Superstar Rajinikanth to endorse a commercial product

Rajini mania will continue to grab the nation’s eyeballs and SMS joke forwards. Marketing managers are willing to spend billions to get Rajini as brand ambassador for their products even as the superstar has kept away from such commercial dealings. But it would change in 2011 and Thalaivar would accept a few endorsements. But since Rajini is involved, the end result may not be as expected:

Rajini cracks Tide

Chaunk gaye? Rajinikanth mitaaye saare daag, err... sab kuchh

4. Sensex signals its performance in the first quarter itself

People keenly discuss how the bourses are going to perform in future and the speculations keep on happening all the year long. But the sensitive index of the Bombay Stock Exchange would signal what to expect the whole year in the first 3 months of 2011 itself:

Sensex shows the middle path

Take it punters!

5. Preity Zinta officially breaks up with ex-boyfriend Ness Wadia

When we talk about “Breaking News”, how can we ignore India TV? Well, the fifth event in itself is not such a big development, but India TV would make it much more than that:

India TV

No caption needed!

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  • manjunath

    err…i am a bit poor in hindi….could someone tell what ‘ness bandi’ means??

    • Abhishek

      The Hindi word “nasbandi” literally means “vasectomy”. “ness bandi” is an obvious play on words.

    • Khamu

      Zinta and Wadia split in early 2009. This is Zinta’s twisted brain maligning Wadia.

    • cambeo

      It’s the price Wadia is paying for going around with a brothel gal.

    • treyd

      Preity Zinta will have a big slap on her face when Ness Wadia gets married later in the month

  • Manu

    mast suberb :D lol lol lol

  • Raj

    tis was good and nass bandi means operation to get infertile manjunath (learn hindi idiot or go live in sri lanka or something)

    • Krish

      N-ass bandi means hindo-fundo a-holes like Raj are banned and should bugger off to a place where their prejudiced tiny brains wont get offended by a simple question

      • Paro

        lol….yup Krish..i totally agree with you…!!

        • KatrinaKaif

          If not Hindi; go to srilanka??
          what funda is that?
          I seriously doubt Raj doesnt know more than 2 languages, and a few dialects of the above 1 of 2…

          Learn MANNERS or jump face down from your window, lol

  • Pushpraj

    haaa…very good..specially last one……:)

  • tp

    Is Zinta the “Lock Ness” monster?

  • http://hpdeskjetf380.net Suri

    This was simply awesome… Dare to think beyond YOU..!

  • payoshni

    ROFL ! :D

  • Zinta

    This is Zinta’s blog. So obvious. Who else can be so cheap.