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New Delhi. Sher Singh, a local leader of Indian tigers, has demanded a caste-wise break up of all the tigers currently residing in India, widely believed to be just 1411 in numbers. Singh believes that welfare schemes like “Save Our Tigers” can never succeed without such data collected. This is for the first time that any animal group, apart from the human beings, has put forward such a demand.

“Every tiger in India is not a Bengal tiger! You guys have such warped ideas about different societies. We too have different castes and we fight with each other for power and control, something you guys have started recently as compared to us.” Sher Singh made the startling claim.

Indian Tiger

Sher Singh believes that Indian tigers are a divided lot and hence on the brink of extinction

Singh claimed that during their hay days, when the whole world was jungle and there were many more tigers, their society started getting divided along caste and gotra lines as they fought for control and supremacy over each other’s territories and tigresses.

“Initially it was fun, but we slowly realized that we were just fighting over existing resources instead of finding ways to increase the resources for all of us. By the time we realized, it was too late. All the tigers, irrespective of their castes, which you humans now term as breeds, were being eliminated by you guys.” Singh claimed.

When asked why he was still insistent on a caste-wise break up if he held the caste-based division responsible for the downfall of tigers, Sher Singh claimed that the rest of the tigers were so besotted with caste that nothing but a mention of such stuff will push them to save their own asses.

“It has got to their DNA now.” Singh rued.

And it seems Sher Singh is right in his observation. His statement has stirred the tiger politics after years of inactivity, but it seems Singh’s noble intentions might be lost very soon as new leaders claiming to represent different castes of tigers have started speaking up.

“Sher Singh is a fake leader. He is not even a tiger. He is liger – his mother was a lion and we all know it. He has no rights to talk about tigers.” said Balu Baghav, a little known tiger leader announcing a protest march in Delhi to press for a caste-wise break up of tigers.

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  • Sam

    Balu Baghav sound more like Laloo Yadav

  • Aparna

    Mera bhaarat Mahaaaaaaaaan!

  • Dilip

    “Initially it was fun, but we slowly realized that we were just fighting over existing resources instead of finding ways to increase the resources for all of us. By the time we realized, it was too late. All the tigers, irrespective of their castes, which you humans now term as breeds, were being eliminated by you guys.” Singh claimed.

    ^^ BEST Part :) .. You Rock! .. Nailed it !

  • raj

    hahaha…. last para is hilarious!!!

  • http://DONTHAVEIT..LOLZ Jubi

    GR8……..HAHAHA

  • sanchit

    . He is not even a tiger. He is liger – his mother was a lion and we all know it

    Hahahaha.. great…

  • tapas mishra

    Ha ha ha

  • Paro

    :D

  • ori_krish

    The stand alone exercise that shall be conducted the next year starting from the sundrebans is under media fury as tigers from rest of india claim that it was ‘demeaning and insulting’ to the unity and brotherhood that their veteran leader Babbar Sher had vouched for and died for. The teja tiger addressing a rally from south Africa said that he will not let the Royal Bengal Tiger continue the ugly things that they have been perpetrating since the dawn of tiger civilization, and further Mrs tiger added that India was a democracy now and there was no such thing as the ‘royal’ tiger. The all India scheduled tiger union that stands for equality and fraternity has called upon a massive tiger strike encompassing and all indiA bandh with the die hard slogan ‘PHOOLO PHALO-DILLI CHALO’!!

    KUDOS PAGAL PATRAKAR!!