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New Delhi. The union of India saw delirious scenes yesterday when Rahul Gandhi, a smart and young politician, was seen cycling on the roads of the national capital. The citizens forgot their miseries for a while when they saw the Yuvraaj of Congress, as Rahul is fondly addressed by many, beautifully balancing the two rolling wheels of the vehicle interconnected with a polygon shaped maze of aluminum rods.

“It was fucking awesome! He was looking sooooooo cute! He is so admirable. People have forgotten the importance of cycling and all they do these days is to pedal some silly cycles in some gym. I’m sure Rahul wanted to send out this message to the world. His message has such an impact as dimples are formed on his cheek. Oh my god!” Rupesh Pant, a JNU student said.

Awesome! God level! Mast hai!

Awesome! God level! Mast hai!

Rahul wore a blue T-shirt and red shorts, while sporting dark glasses. Experts believe that Rahul was again sending out a message to the world that red and blue could co-exist. In the USA, red color is used for Republicans while blue color is used for Democrats. Taking a cue, a national Hindi news channel of India declared Rahul as the Obama of India.

Rahul had gone out on this bicycle ride in the morning yesterday, and by the evening people were convinced that he had all the capabilities of leading India. It was established beyond doubt that he inspired confidence and hope among the common citizens of India.

“At a time when people in Delhi were scared to venture out on roads due to open manholes and drains, Congress leader has inspired confidence and dispelled these fears among the citizens. These are the kind of leaders India needs today. I am full of hope. Even companies like Avon and Hero have expressed hope that the incident would push up sales of their products.” Pramod Sharma, a leading journalist said.

But detractors of Rahul Gandhi didn’t miss even this opportunity to malign him. Samajwadi Party leader Amar Singh claimed that whatever Rahul did was not new as Mulayam Singh Yadav had been riding bicycle for ages. For once, even Mayawati seemed to take the same line as Samajwadi Party leaders and accused Rahul Gandhi of creating ‘nuisance’.

“Yuvraaj of Congress was not wearing any helmet even though he rode a racing cycle on a busy Delhi road. There were no knee caps as well. It’s his habit to ignore security measures as he has been doing the same all through his trips in the UP villages. I hope that the Delhi traffic police, if they are not anti-dalit, send him a challan for this behavior.” Mayawati said.

Congress has trashed all such claims and accused the rival parties of being jealous of the rising popularity of Rahul Gandhi.

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  • rajan

    hey man why dont u cover this news “a girl fainted after seeing rahul gandhi in patna women’s college” as u guys enjoy a massive fan following in patna .

  • anant

    Samajwadi Party supremo rejected Amar Singh comments and welcomed the use of bicycle, the symbol of SP, by Rahulji.

    Mulayam Singh yadav also re-iterated his opposition to UPA while supporting Soniaji’s party and their help (with CBI) to keep out the “communal forces”

  • anan

    Wow!! eco friendly Raul baba!
    Waiting for faking news to report when Raul baba would use a public toilet after waiting in queue for hrs ;)

  • http://www.assignmenthole.com Alps

    Rahul Gandhi’s bike, unknown to many, was a a racing bike – which was probably why he was going as fast. Because othewise, he would be too slow to drive in it. Just saying ….

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  • Pratul Gupta

    ‘2013 : RSS NRI Guuju Bhai spend millions for Modi’s image________2014 : Huge win for secular UPA-3 is 325 strong, Modi popularity will come down_____Babu Bhajarangi & Myaya Kodanani will testify that w/o Modi’s support they would not have killed people. Few cops will also testify that it was Modi who was behind riots.______________2015 : A fast track court will order death sentence to Modi___________2016 : All courts will reject mercy petition including Pranab Da______________2016 End : Modi will be hanged inside Tihar jail, no one comes to claim body of Modi, Modi will be burried next to Afzal Guru.________________2017 : UPA-3 gets Nobel prize for keeping away Fascists away from seat of power.___________2019 : Congress whitewash, with 300 seats, Rahul PM.

    • css

      Praful Kutta ki Bhai Pakistan se million fake usea beja !!