Nitish Kumar
Secularism means “Bihar First” and “Advani First”
Manmohan Singh
Secularism means “UPA First” and “UPA Second”
It’s just a few minutes before 19th June i.e. birthday of Rahul Gandhi comes to an end, but no one knows where exactly the young Vice President of the Congress party is.
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In the first of such a case reported anywhere, an HR manager was so impressed with the “objective” statement written on the top of the résumé that he immediately hired the candidate for the job.
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Sensing the market conditions that will see an increased demand of secular goods by Indian politicians, China has decided to manufacture skullcaps, which has been the best-selling secular product in the Indian political marketplace.
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After being denied divorce by family courts even though the couple mutually wanted to end their marriage, Nitish and Sushila have now filed a fresh petition for divorce citing their irreversible disagreement on Narendra Modi.
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This decision was made after DNA testing revealed that Prince William’s great-great-great-great-great grandmother hailed from Gujarat and was half-Indian.
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With the ruling BJP-JD (U) alliance headed for a break-up, animals in Bihar fear RJD’s return to power and a return of the Fodder Scam.
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Taking inspiration from politicians who can’t decide between Congress and BJP, a restaurant has been launched for people who can’t decide between a Tandoori chicken and Barbeque chicken.
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Out of power in Uttar Pradesh and left with virtually nothing to do as Parliament is not in session, BSP supremo Mayawati has applied for a banking license from the RBI.
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After Bihar Chief Minister Nitish Kumar demanded a secular Prime Ministerial candidate for NDA, Delhi University has launched a course in secularism – Bachelor of Secularism. The course will help students learn different types of secularism and become a certified secular after successfully completing the course.
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In the first of such a case reported anywhere, an HR manager was so impressed with the “objective” statement written on the top of the résumé that he immediately hired the candidate for the job.
Read more »This decision was made after DNA testing revealed that Prince William’s great-great-great-great-great grandmother hailed from Gujarat and was half-Indian.
Read more »Sensing the market conditions that will see an increased demand of secular goods by Indian politicians, China has decided to manufacture skullcaps, which has been the best-selling secular product in the Indian political marketplace.
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It’s just a few minutes before 19th June i.e. birthday of Rahul Gandhi comes to an end, but no one knows where exactly the young Vice President of the Congress party is.
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After Cricket, it’s now Bollywood’s turn. In a shocking turn of events, following from the spot-fixing scandal in IPL, Tusshar Kapoor has been caught guilty in a spot-fixing scandal – a first in Bollywood.
Read more »Raju Hirani has announced the next movie in ‘Munnabhai’ series named ‘PCI ke Katju ka Mandola’ with Sanjay Dutt, Boman Irani, and Arshad Warsi in lead roles. While Sanjay and Arshad will play Munna and Circuit respectively, Boman will play ‘Justice Katju’ in the movie.
Read more »BMC has claimed to find secret clubs and dance bars where mannequins perform wearing nothing but lingerie. The corporation has asked the state government to ban such bars to curb sex crimes.
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Motivated by an anti rape T-shirt campaign in Cubbon Park, hundreds of professional rapists announced a change of profession today.
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90% of cricket fans interviewed by Faking News said “ghanta” when asked if they were indeed shocked and saddened by the recent spot-fixing controversies.
Read more »The IPL series will continue despite the recent spot-fixing controversy, confirmed the BCCI. However, IPL 7 will see a small format change so that Sachin Tendulkar is visible even in the next season.
Read more »An angry young man has broken into Indian Railways’ office and smashed the servers that hosted IRCTC’s online ticket booking website. The incident happened around 10.10 AM today morning, minutes after Tatkal window was opened.
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Ravi Kumar, an avid user of life-saving services like Twitter and Facebook, got a life-changing idea earlier today, but he preferred to pass time on Twitter and Facebook rather than acting on the idea.
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It has been found that the pieces of paper used by Sanjay Dutt for making paper-bags in jail, are actually those on which Justice Markandey Katju wrote his famous mercy pleas.
Read more »Bollywood superstar Salman Khan, who is facing various court cases like hit-and-run and blackbuck poaching case, has decided to get married and have kids as soon as possible.
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